Rohan
hatelovekay:

Never stops being funny.

hatelovekay:

Never stops being funny.

cracked:

What good are cherished childhood memories if you can’t ruin them with religious symbolism?

Why ‘The NeverEnding Story’ Is Actually Buddhist Propaganda

bloody-dragon:

IF YOU’RE BROKE AS ME BUT STILL WANT TO GROSS PEOPLE OUT ON HALLOWEEN, HERE YA GO.


YOU NEED:

-WATER
-FLOUR
-TOILET PAPER
-SOME DARK EYESHADOW(black, greens and browns)
-SOME RED MAKEUP(lipstick, eyeshadow or whatever)
-FAKE BLOOD
-2 HARD BIG BRUSH, 1 SMALL BRUSH, A MEDIUM SPONDGE(can be found at any hobby store. Take the cheapest you can find).

optional: powder brush and blue food dye.

Be super creative and make really gross wounds. To make it look deeper, just build up layers.
Rice and spaggeti can be used as worms and maggots.

YOU’RE WELCOME.

Blitz means camera flash.

cracked:

Chris Bucholz knows the feeling of unloading life’s wheelbarrow. Maybe you do too.
7 Everyday Accomplishments That Make Life Worth Living

#6. Emptying Your To-Do List
You get a sensation like you’re really getting on top of things, like you’re finally, after so many setbacks and failed Subway franchises, getting a handle on being a human being. You get more or less the same feeling when you clean up your email inbox, or pay off a bunch of bills, or finally tackle Laundry Mountain. Getting a list of tasks down to zero is incredibly rewarding, and is when we’re most likely to tackle larger projects, or start on something bigger.

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cracked:

Chris Bucholz knows the feeling of unloading life’s wheelbarrow. Maybe you do too.

7 Everyday Accomplishments That Make Life Worth Living

#6. Emptying Your To-Do List

You get a sensation like you’re really getting on top of things, like you’re finally, after so many setbacks and failed Subway franchises, getting a handle on being a human being. You get more or less the same feeling when you clean up your email inbox, or pay off a bunch of bills, or finally tackle Laundry Mountain. Getting a list of tasks down to zero is incredibly rewarding, and is when we’re most likely to tackle larger projects, or start on something bigger.

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dpiddy-mercwiththemoves:

DEADPOOL VS COMIC-CON 2014

cracked:

Of course none of them would ever use their fine upstanding Tumblr account for that purpose.
27 Sex Myths You Need to Stop Believing

Women lol

cracked:

Of course none of them would ever use their fine upstanding Tumblr account for that purpose.

27 Sex Myths You Need to Stop Believing

Women lol

kushandwizdom:

Good Vibes HERE